Cần thêm gì chứ?
Không cần
Cô nương, gọi món gì ạ?
Tôi muốn nghỉ chân và một bình trà nóng nhé
Được a
Ái chà, cặp bánh bao ở bàn kia
trông ngon vãi kít, mày ạ
Ừ, đẹp đấy, mịn và bự cỡ cái chén nhá
Cái chén con mẹ mày a, phải là cái bình này á
cho mày xem cặp bánh tao vừa mua
Há, chúng biến đâu rồi nhỉ?
Đâu rồi nhỉ? Tao vừa mới mua mà
mất mẹ nó rồi
Tìm xung quanh xem
Biến nào
Em gái,
có thấy bánh bao của anh đâu không?
Đại ca, ở đây nè
Này này... xin đừng gây rối ở đây
Lượn đi, lão già!
Anh lấy bánh bao nhá
Muốn nữa hả?
Chạy mày
Cô nương, chúng sẽ trả thù đấy
Đồng bọn chúng sẽ đến đây. Nhanh chạy đi
Sấp
Nhà cái ăn hết nhá
Đại ca
Chuyện gì?
Địt mẹ, chúng mày gặp chuyện gì thế?
Đại ca, là một con điếm gây ra ạ
Chúng mày bị đàn bà đánh hả?
tát mày
Đại ca, nó ngưu lắm ạ
Phải đó
Vì thế chúng mày mới no đòn chứ gì
Xào bài đi
Đại ca,
con nhỏ đó không chỉ ngưu đâu...
Cái lồn gì nữa?
nó có hai đầu à?
Cặp vú nó to tròn như cỡ cái ấm đó đại ca
Dạ, đúng đó ạ
Đại ca mà nhìn thấy sẽ...
cửng chym ngay á
Đi nào
Tầm nó kĩ nhé
Ở đằng kia
Bắt nó lại
Đứng lại!
Lầm rồi
Đéo phải con này
Địt mẹ, chúng mày giỡn mặt tao à?
À, anh chắc đang tìm em gái của em rồi
Em gái cô em?
Nó tên Phi Phi, cầm cây dù phải không?
Hây da, phải a, cầm cây dù
Cô em, em gái cô đã đánh đàn em anh
Giờ cô em tính sao cho phải trái đây?
Thế nào mà mấy ảnh bị đánh vậy?
Cô ấy...
Ả bố láo láo lắm
Hừ, Phi Phi chán ghét đàn ông lắm
chứ không được dễ dãi như em đâu
Cô em? Vậy...
Các anh ni, nhìn cái là biết hàng to và dài rồi,
để tiểu muội này chìu anh nhé
Haizz, em nói làm nứng quá, để anh địt em nhá
Ấy, chậm đã anh
Cái lồn gì nữa? Muốn nuốt lời à?
Làm sao mà em đụ cùng 5 anh được chứ?
Đừng lo em gái, địt với anh trước
còn chúng nó sẽ bề em sau
Đúng a, đại ca bề nó trước đi
Xếp hàng chúng mày ơi
Đừng tranh mà
Hi hi, nghe em nè, ở đây em còn 4 đứa em nữa á
Ra đi các em
Ái nà, mỗi người các anh đều có lồn chơi nha
Tao xí em này nhá
Nứng bỏ bu ấy
Quỷ hiện hình, cứu mạng!
Chúng chạy mất dép rồi, vui quá
Thật không nghĩ ra chúng ta lại bày ra trò này nữa
từ trước tới giờ thì chuyện này vui nhất á
Muội đừng có kể cho tỷ tỷ biết
nếu không chúng ta sẽ bị tỷ ấy giáo huấn đấy nhé
Muội hứa
À, hôm nay không thấy tỷ ấy đâu nhỉ?
Nếu như thần Thổ Công linh nghiệm,
thì tôi làm heo quay cúng tạ ơn Ngài
Cái bà gần cửa nói Ngài linh thiêng và tốt bụng lắm
Thật thế à?
Cám ơn ạ
Con gái, sắm đồ cúng nhé?
Sao mà ở đây...
chỉ thấy toàn phụ nữ đến cúng bái vậy thím Hai?
mà không thấy đàn ông đâu cả
Cô chắc là người nơi khác đến rồi
À, cháu vừa mới đến đây thôi ạ
Thổ Công là một vị tà thần chuyên chăm lo về sinh sản
Người nữ nào hiếm muộn đến cầu xin...
thì sẽ thụ thai
Mời mua nào
Thắp nhang nào
Ông ấy đẹp quá
Đạo trưởng, xin đừng cản đường ạ
Thiện tai thiện tai
Khí sắc cô nương không được tốt, e rằng cô sẽ gặp tai ách a
Bần đạo là Tiểu Hùng
Xin hỏi cô nương tên là chi?
Chúng ta không quen biết nhau
thiết nghĩ không cần phải biết tên xin cáo lỗi
Họa đã lâm đầu rồi sao còn mãi u mê quay đầu vẫn còn kịp
Lão đạo sĩ, ông vừa nói gì vậy?
Cô nương biết rõ mình đã làm gì mà
Tôi đã gây ra điều gì?
Cô nương đã động lòng trước tà thần Thổ Công
rồi tai họa sẽ đến với cô
Đừng nói bậy
Sao ông can thiệp chuyện của tôi?
hay người phụ nữ nào đến cúng bái nơi ấy đều sẽ như tôi chăng?
hay tôi không được suy nghĩ như thế hả?
Đúng Những phụ nữ khác đều không sao
nhưng với cô nương thì có đấy
Tại sao vậy?
Thần và con người thì không luyến ái được
sẽ không có sự gắn kết gì cả
Nhưng với cô thì...
Thì như thế nào?
Cô nương vốn là cáo tinh
đội lốt người mà tu hành
lại động lòng với tà thần Thổ Công...
tạo nên nghiệp chướng
Họa kiếp chỉ đến khi nó được tạo nghiệp
Hãy sám hối thôi
Đủ rồi đấy, lão đạo ông nhiều chuyện quá đấy
Hãy xem đây!
Ta giúp mà sao ngươi cứ ương bướng thế
Nếu có chuyện gì xảy ra, thì tìm ta ở thác Bản Giốc
Tỷ tỷ
Các em đã dọn dẹp rồi hả?
Tụi em đã làm hết rồi ạ, tỷ nhìn xem
Các em cần ý thức về cái đẹp quanh ta
an vui cùng hiện tại, hạnh phúc mãi bên ta
các em nên hiểu đạo lí này nhé
Đúng đó, tỷ
Tỷ thường nhắn nhủ thế mà
Kể từ khi chúng ta kết nghĩa tỷ muội,
ta luôn ghi nhớ từng câu chữ lời thề
nhớ lại 36 ngày sau đó
chúng ta giải thoát được kiếp thú và được trường sinh bất lão
Trong suốt thời gian đó, bằng mọi thủ đoạn
yêu ma luôn quấy phá chúng ta
Phải luôn cảnh giác chúng nhé
Đừng lo tỷ ạ, chúng em luôn ghi nhớ ạ
Nhưng làm sao mà...
yêu ma có mặt ở đây cho được nhỉ?
Speak of the devil, and the devil appears Quốc
How could...
there be visitors right now?
Fei-fei, go and see who it is
Greetings, Miss
Who are you looking for, madam?
You're...
I'm your neighbor. My husband is Wang
Let's greet you as Mrs Wang then
As you please
It's spotlessly clean here
Please sit down
Thank you
It's a big house Only the 3 of you here?
Yes, we three sisters only
Only you three sisters, and not a man?
No
You really are great
Nowadays cases of women getting pregnant
before marriage are not uncommon
I must be off
They say: A neighbor is closer than a distant relative
This is only a courtesy call
Please just tell me if you need anything
Be free to come over to me
Just drop in when you have time
What a busybody
She means well
Where's she now?
Go over to see how our neighbor is
Three girls have just moved in as our neighbors
You never go out
How do you know?
Well, you're right
I must go for a walk now
Wait, you haven't answered my question yet
I saw them in the garden
Did you dig a hole over there?
No, I climbed up the wall
Forgive me, darling,
I won't do it again
I really won't do it again
I'm finished, I'm finished
The old Buddha's statue's fallen. Why?
He needs a rest after such a long practice
Don't make fun of him
It's late. Let's eat and retire
Help, help!
Don't run!
Stop!
Help!
Stop, or I'll chop you dead!
Stop!
How could you use violence...
in broad daylight?
Miss, you come at the right time
Let me butcher this kid
this take you up the mountain to have fun
Brother, are you all right?
Let's go
Forgive me for touching...
your body accidentally
Forgive me
Scholar, you had a narrow escape
Don't be formal
I remember now
I was pursued by 3 bandits and fell
I can't remember what followed then
I've driven the bandits away for you
You did?
You're only a frail girl
I've learned boxing from a famous instructor
Who are you?
How did that happen?
I'm Wu Ming sitting for the scholastic examination
I've been studying...
in the hut for it
I was going to town to buy some daily necessities
I came upon these bandits and nearly got killed
May I know your name, Miss?
I'm Pai So-so
Thanks for your help I must take leave now
Are you all right?
You can't make it
Don't be silly
You can't go back the way...
you walk
Let me help you
Proximity between sexes is not decorous
But the sage says: Cases of emergency are excepted
Come on, let's go
Take care
Thank you, Miss
Here I am. Let me go in now
There's a saying: "See a good deed through"
Go in
My humble dwelling can't admit of distinguished guests
I'm neither a distinguished guest nor a priest
You're a mudman
Go back and change
Yes, Miss, please
You...
I cleaned up for you. Are you satisfied?
You did that in only a moment
Scholar, girls can do such chores
much more efficiently than men
"Men take charge of outside, women, inside" is the saying
Do you live here alone?
Precisely
You cook your own meal every day?
Yes
Does that take up much of your time for studies?
There's no other way out
There is
Let me buy you food
and necessities every other day
No, never
Why not?
I'm too poor to afford an amah
I didn't ask you for wages
I can't feel at ease then
Just pay me $1 every day
Are you serious?
No kidding
It still won't work
Why?
It's inconvenient for us to live in the same room
If this becomes known
it may affect my name and your chastity
I won't live here long
I'll just put down
the things and leave
Sister, where have you been the whole day long?
Only for a walk
What's she doing?
Why hasn't sister risen yet?
Sister
After breakfast, do your morning lessons
Where are you going?
I'm out for a walk. Don't wait for me
Scholar, anything else...
you need besides food?
Nothing,
I'm only a poor scholar
Who's it?
Miss Pai?
A burglar for a poor scholar's home?
Who...who are you?
I'm...Fei-fei
I don't know you
I'm So-so's sister
Why are you here?
To see my sister
I happen to see you taking a bath
You peeped at me when I was taking a bath?
That's misdemeanor
Aren't you ashamed of it?
I'm sorry
A girl trespasser
peeping at a bathing man
Have you no shame?
This is my study. Please go now
Go now
That man scolded you?
And he loudly threw me out too
Damn you, creep!
Sister, you...
I must settle scores with him
Don't, it was all my fault
Sister
Moonlit night and shooting stars
How dare you bully my sister, poor scholar?
Watch out!
See if you can get away
Keep away. Let me splash you
Splash me? I'll burn all your books
Help, help!
I want nothing but to kill you today
I'll fight with you
Don't get hold of me, damn you!
Sister
Where's sister?
Back, and doing her evening sessions
Sister, what've you done to that scholar?
It's over now. Never mind him
Have you killed him, sister?
No, but he's suffered enough
Why are you here again?
I've come to say "sorry"
There's nothing between us
It's between you and my sister
I'm really sorry She has a devil of a temper
She sure has
She can hurt others easily
Never mind, she didn't hurt me
You lie
She hurt you badly
Let me dress up your wound
She's gone too far She shouldn't have done that
I asked for it
You're badly wounded, it's fatal
Get up
Sister, get up
Is it very late now?
It's late morning now. Get up
I'm so tired
Where have you been last night?
I went out for a walk
You talk like elder sister
Hall of Repentance, Examination on classics and analects
Miss Pai, please sit down
I'm not here to sit
Do you need anything?
Nothing
Let me fix up everything for you
Isn't it all right now?
Let me fix the bed for you
Thank you, Miss
Wu Ming, who left this hairpin?
I bought it for you. Satisfied?
You lied
The hairpin is greasy. It's been used
My late mother left it to me
You lied. I must leave
Miss Pai, please calm down and don't go
You've another girl
No point in me staying
She can't match you
Who's she?
Your sister Fei-fei
Fei-fei? You had an affair with her?
When was that?
Miss Pai, please calm down
Speak up
The romance left behind by you and Fei-fei?
No
Another girl?
Yes
Who?
Your sister Hua-hua
My foot!
Miss Pai
Miss Pai, are you all right?
You knew they're my sisters
and yet you...
I couldn't help it They offered themselves to me
I always respect you
I cherish no evil thoughts for you
Why?
You're so pure that...
I don't feel like doing that to you
How do you know I don't want it?
You're erudite, elegant and virtuous
And you observe the "four don'ts"
called for by the ancients
Miss, you're chaste
I speak, see and hear nothing against propriety
but...
Don't, Miss, don't touch anything against propriety
Now shut up
I'm waiting for you
Wait
Sit down
There's something inside you
Spit it out if you do
And you too
You think so?
Sister, we can see it
I don't deny it
Don't put pressure on us then
Well,
let's spit it out in one sentence only
Good
You, first
Sister, sorry, I've taken away your man
Sister, sorry, I've taken away your man too
And you, sister?
I've taken away your man too
Wu Ming?
I'm here
Drink
Drink again?
Eat again?
Darling, I want it
Keep away. Each time you turn me on
you lie down like a worm
I'm your husband, you can't turn me down
Hell with you!
My little darling!
Mrs Wang, have you eaten?
Have you got guests?
Only ordinary guests
Not so ordinary, I must say
What social depravity
Three unmarried girls keep a man at home
Scandalous!
Mrs wong, we didn't mean to offend you
You may say so, but
you disturb others...
with your noises
You may have no shame, but
you can't disturb others
You're getting your neighbors involved
Now you've influenced my husband adversely
Sorry, Mrs Wang, it was our fault
I'll have to report...
to the village head
Sister,
why did you let that bitch lecture us?
Sisters, she's right
We must practice to become human beings
36 more days, we can shed our past
Wu Ming's presence has ruined us all
Sister, we...
Let's turn over a new leaf
Let's start anew by removing the evils
Otherwise, we may be back to our original forms
And we'll never make it
What now?
Let's go in to explain to Wu Ming
Why?
What? Blaming me for getting up too late?
Wu Ming, listen
Go on
This is the place where we sisters practice
You mustn't blaspheme this holy ground
We had a good time together a few days ago
It was different
Remember, don't ever come here anymore
What about me?
Go on with your studies for the exam
I see,
someone must've tried to sway you
I don't care any more
At worst I won't come any more
Wu Ming, we'll come to you if we need you
This is in the distant future
Forget it now. Let's have fruit
After that, I'll leave
Yours
And a pineapple
Enough
It itches
It itches badly
What are you doing?
Darling, do it with me, I beg you
No,
I'm not yet recovered from the last wound
No, keep away
I don't care, I'm your wife
Don't turn me down
Don't!
Get me a woman, quick!
Or I'll become old and die soon
Sister
Getting up so early?
Wu Ming hasn't been around for days
That's a good thing
He may obstruct our practice
Where's Fei-fei?
She hasn't got up yet
How come?
Sister, what happened?
I'm dying, I'm dying
Sister, what happened?
Sisters, I'm going to get back to original shape
Look
The mirror reflected my animal self
Don't cry. Let's think it over
Sister,
what caused this?
Practice gone and body turned back
This is the cause of the retrogression
Sister, we didn't do anything
Why have we lost our practice?
We did. It was Wu Ming
Wu Ming?
Since he entered our hearts
this happened It must be linked with him
Sister, Wu Ming is only human
He can't possibly hurt our works
Right, and he hasn't been here any more
Only for the past few days
There's something eerie about his presence
He may have resorted to evil means
to take away our magic
So we've returned to original form
Right, we must take it up with him
Sisters, what monster is he,
so horrible?
He's not a monster,
he's Wutung
Wutung?
His name speaks for itself - Wu Tung
He really is crafty
Sister, I'm scared
At worst,
we won't see him any more
If we don't, he may come to us
What then?
You go back first. I must go somewhere
Pai So-so, you've come at last
Taoist priest, I'm ignorant I got involved
I've come to you to seek help
Men court disasters themselves
You can court them,
you can expel them
Wu Tung is powerful
I can't beat him
I'm seeking your help, Taoist priest
You can't cope with him when you're still haunted by evil thoughts
Pai So-so, skeletons and demons have no heart
Don't hesitate at this crucial hour
Please enlighten me, Your Worship
Here's my message for you
Power against power, evil against evil
A devil has his power, a god has his magic
You won't lose
Thank you, I'll take my leave
What a bad smell
You've gone too far
You'll die without burial
Come on
So-so
Hua-hua
Fei-fei
I really don't understand what's happened between us
Let's go to bed to have a good time
Come on
Wait
Beast, they've woken up and their lust's over
What are you up to again?
Priest,
this is my business, not your business
Doing good is godly; doing evil is satanic
I won't forgive you
Conquer evil with a sword
Keep it
Evil finds its root
Thank you for your help, Taoist priest